César (![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} ashrising) wrote,@ 2008-03-18 11:30:00 |
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| Current location: | Aguascalientes, Mexico |
| Current mood: |  enraged |
| Current music: | Darren Hayes - Ego |
Slave trade.
Good prices.
Want to buy your own slave?It can be useful if you need organs, because they will have no choice but to give you theirs.
All you have to do is pay the price and keep them with you for as long as you need them.
If you have a child you love, who needs organs to survive, get a child you do not love and force him to give his life for your child's. It is that easy.
Just see the satisfied customers' comments: "Even though I'm in good health, I have a number of health risks and can't face the risks of long donor lists. My young son from Uzbekistan is smart, ambitious, loving, and young enough that I'm sure to be safe until he turns 18 in 2022."
Your new son or daughter would give you their heart, if it was possible, but a lung, eye or three feet of intestine might be enough to prove that love.
Of course, they do have to prove they love you, after all, you just adopted them. It is their duty not to be ungrateful and unloving.
Finding high-quality organs in a timely fashion can often be a problem. You can't buy them for any price legally, and attempts to do so often end in the disasters only afforded by the underground, black market of illicit organs.
Poor you. We understand how unfair it is that even though you are rich, you are labeled as a criminal just for buying what you need. Why aren't there organs for sale when you need them?
Our representatives insure that the child you adopt is indeed a true orphan, and not a kidnapped, stolen or borrowed child.
Because we know how much you care about children, and know you would not want to cause them any harm.
We also insure that all clients who utilize our service enjoy the highest level of privacy and personal identity security. We've endured three audits from government agencies already, and we've never yet disclosed any names of any clients. That's a thing that really makes us different.
Those bad government people. Why do they want to pry on your new child's private life.
We also afford parents the luxury of selecting the appropriate adoption package from our classes of Platinum, Gold, Bronze and Onyx. Some people don’t care, but if you’re buying in, you might as well get exactly what you want.
So, if you want your new child to be tall or short, black or white, have straight or curly hair, just tell us so. We have a nice catalog, and our agents can find the perfect kid for you. For a price.
Please bear in mind that you can not sexually victimize your new child, and that, even if your new child is over the age of consent (14 in Mississippi, but older in other states,) we strongly discourage you from participating in even "consensual" sex acts, regardless of gender balance, status of those in attendance, or reasonably traditional nature of the acts. This is a serious "no no" for our agency.
Please don't.
This is the solution you, nice person, were waiting for. Slaves for trade and organ donation are just a click (and a fee) away.
How nice that slave companies create such nice online sites, so it is easier for us to find out about their services.
Now, really, this made me mad. How they even dare to trade with some kid's life!
César.
