An it harm none...

The first quiz...

What is the first person you ever slept with's middle name?
I... know... I... shouldn't... but... coughIvonnecough. Wait a minute! We didn't sleep at all, that doesn't count!

What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color?
Black boxers.

What is the song you want played at your funeral?
Not a song, per se, just a melody, 'Noble requiem', from Dragon Quest V ^_^ !

What is the phone number of your sluttiest friend so some of the single people can get some action?
My sluttiest friend is my right hand. He doesn't have a phone number, but I always keep him close by.

What would your last meal be before getting executed?
Barbiturates.

Beatles or Stones?
Beatles.

If you had to pick one person on earth who should die, who would it be?
No one, everyone... it's so difficult to choose.

Last person whose problems you want to hear?
People in those TV shows where they talk about their problems. I mean, who gives a damn?

What is the thing most important to you about the opposite sex?
If they are not snobby.

Do you secretely hate some of your Friendsters/LJ friends but are too nice to reject them?
Nice? Moi?

If you could have any super power what would it be?
Invulnerability and flight.

Favorite hangover cure?
Sleep.

How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
I've never found out.

Favorite Outkast lyric?
Outwho?

If you had to be blind or deaf?
None, how about you? Well, deaf... I'd die if I couldn't see.

Do you have any psychiatric problems?
I'm a pedophile pervert. That, and I am a procrastinator.

Siblings that should go to rehab?
No.

Least favorite month?
July. It's so hot.

Favorite hateful thing to do to someone?
Ignore them. Wait, that's only hateful when done to me.

First movie you can remember seeing as a kid?
Labyrinth, perhaps. Those goblins on the screen scared me so much O_o !

Favorite person in the whole world?
Jorge. And Betty.

When's the last time you went on a date?
January 30th.

Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?
They are boring. I like Sci-Fi Fantasy Adventure movies. With young actors.

Fall or spring?
Fall. Rise and fall... Heh, no, autumn.

Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
None. The more, the merrier.

If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with?
If only he allowed me?

Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
At home.

Who is the person you can count on most?
My dad.

If you could date any celebrity past or present, if time and age are not factors?
Habda, from Latins; Lisset; Shakira; Tongolele; Anna Paquin; Neve Campbell. Mauricio Ochmann; Matt Damon; Devon Sawa; David Gallagher; Prince William.

What books have you pretended you've read?
None.

What's a word you would use to describe your life?
Me.

Favorite drinking game?
Watch as everyone else gets drunk.

What did you dream last night?
Nothing I remember.

Favorite vices?
Onanism.

What is the last thing you'd ever tell someone?
'I give you my comic book collection'. That, or my being bi.

César.

Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Castle trumpeter (from Dragon Quest V)

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